For where the studio went, for scandals, for the agenda, for the most dubious stars, for the merged 4th phase, I wanted to just put 1 point without looking. But you know, that wouldn't be fair. The film is not as terrible as Thor 3 and 4 as the Eternals or Quantomania. You can watch it. So 4 out of 10 would be an adequate estimate.
- In Marvel movies, the characters often don’t match their comics. In cartoons and games, they are kept within the canon, trying to add seriousness, but in films they change their race, gender, age, take miscast actors. So instead of a skinny, fervent Miss Marvel with rubber hands, we have a fat, piggy Pakistani who throws glass pancakes. Bravo!
- Turns out Cap destroyed the Cree supercomputer. This is not that it is not explained, but is served fluently, like a flashback, about which we should already be aware. This is a serious plot setting of the film, but it is let in a barrel, between the cats, in the middle of the film. Until then, I had no idea what their problems were.
- And she just knocked out the local Avtuk and didn't explain anything to the people? It's not heroic.
- Why did little Monica really need Carol? They knew each other in the first movie for a couple of days. She talks about it as if she had lost a relative.
- Cap didn't go back to her so he wouldn't betray his shame to the Cree. You couldn't go back and just not tell me?
- The villain is played by Tom Hiddleston's wife, a formerly petty serial actress nobody knew about. I mean, she went through the bladder.
- She's not terrible and pulled what she could out of her role. But this is a copy of Ronan the Prosecutor (including visually), and General Zod. An offended leader of his people, who was missing something.
- The three heroines couldn't save everyone! These, he says, we save, and these leave. Well, yes, in reality it could be. But the heroine, who can light the stars, has not figured out how to save one city. And call Valkyrie, who has a teleporter? She did it anyway when it was no longer necessary. How about charging Monica so she can close the first hole like the last one?
- Do you have only one water planet in the entire Magelan cloud? It's a fucking galaxy. Oh, the thing is, this planet is personally important to Carol. How did the villain find out?
- What was the reason for doing this as a planet of kringe with built-in operetta? I know. They stopped being rolled in China, including with films made specifically for China, because of their agenda. So now they decided to fill the Indian market. There's no song in there.
- Heroes help monster cats eat people! Of course, this is temporary and not fatal, but people don’t know about it. The scene looks nasty. Other heroes did not help to hunt people. Most of them would have figured out how to safely land the entire station.
- Carrying people in cats! Oh, baby, that hasn't happened before. The Marvel Cinematic Universe has not yet been shamed.
- There are too many endings in the movie. And then it was over, and here, and here, and this, and this, and that. This is probably the first time I got tired of watching the endings.
In general, the film can be described as a curtain. There are a lot of dialogues, jokes, a lot of movements, many events of varying degrees of awesomeness, but they do not add up well in history. Because the first half of the film happens not understand what is unclear with whom, and in the end it is decided not to understand how. Yeah, then you can tie it all in your head, but not as you watch it. The movie is hard to follow.
In general, the situation... Marvel Studios has decided to kill themselves. After they disbanded all the key actors (i.e., killed the chickens laying the golden eggs), after they merged the entire 4th phase, after having barely survived the split with Sonya, the coronavirus crisis, death in the lineup, trials and scandals with actors, falling countonium levels, falling interest in the audience as a whole, a series of semi-failures, a strike in Hollywood – after all this, they released a film with a scandalous sub-star and two serial nouneim. A movie that no one expected or believed in. Released at the worst of times. And they gave it the name of the studio!
In front of the whole world, the film becomes the biggest failure of the studio and shows results worse than even the squalid "The Flash" from the DC Cinematic Universe, which even the authors recognized as dead. Once upon a time, some fans hoped or feared DC would catch up to Marvel’s level, and so we lived to see Marvel hit bottom next door to DC.